Hello, welcome to the insane asylum that I call my blog.
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
find the hay in the needlestack tho
if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Disney princess in training.
|Teacher:||"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"|
|Me:||Someone told me to go to hell|
|Me:||Couldn't find it at first|
|Me:||But now I'm here|