Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

victorydancebitches:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(via consulting-timelady)


greglestrade:

when u hear your mum opening the front door and you haven’t done any of the things she’d asked you to do whilst she was out

image

(via greglestrade)


greglestrade:

when u hear your mum opening the front door and you haven’t done any of the things she’d asked you to do whilst she was out

image

(via greglestrade)


Q
whats the craziest thing youve ever done?
Anonymous
A

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 


tomhazeldine:

#me in class when i get the answer wrong

(via thatlostperson)


perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

(via thatlostperson)


Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns


ladiesforloveandjustice:

dumblr—feminist:

endlesskng:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

OKAY.  AGAIN.  I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.
THIS BATH IS BRILLIANT BECAUSE IT LETS YOU FUCKING BATHE TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING TO COMPROMISE ON TEMPERATURE.
SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT HOT.  SOME LIKE IT COLD.  SOME LIKE TO ALMOST BLISTER AND OTHERS AREN’T COMFORTABLE IF THEY’RE NOT FLIRTING WITH FROST BITE.
AND SOMETIMES THESE PEOPLE ARE A COUPLE AND WANT TO BE ROMANTIC AND BATHE TOGETHER BUT CAN’T STAND THE OTHER’S TEMPERATURE.
SO THEY EITHER COMPROMISE OR THEY GET A TUB THAT LET’S THEM EACH BE COMFORTABLE, AND ALLOWS THEM TO LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE TO BOOT SO THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY TALK AND SHIT.
AND IT HAS OTHER USES.  GOT KIDS OF DIFFERENT AGES?  NEED THEM BOTH TO BATHE AT THE SAME TIME?  PUT THE OLDER ONE IN THE BACK AND LET ‘EM HAVE ALL THE FUN THEY WANT ON THEIR OWN, AND BATHE THE YOUNGER ONE UP FRONT WHERE YOU CAN HELP WASH THEM.
THIS BATH IS FUCKING GENIUS FOR HOUSES WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON LIVING IN IT.  AND YOU GET HUNG UP ON A(n admittedly overstereotyped) COLOR CHOICE?!?

Also what law says the woman has to be in the pink one? What says the man can’t get in the pink one? Maybe there are more colors than pink and blue. What the fuck is the big deal with everyone getting pissed off over things they literally never have to buy? STOP IT!

ladiesforloveandjustice:

dumblr—feminist:

endlesskng:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

OKAY.  AGAIN.  I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.

THIS BATH IS BRILLIANT BECAUSE IT LETS YOU FUCKING BATHE TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING TO COMPROMISE ON TEMPERATURE.

SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT HOT.  SOME LIKE IT COLD.  SOME LIKE TO ALMOST BLISTER AND OTHERS AREN’T COMFORTABLE IF THEY’RE NOT FLIRTING WITH FROST BITE.

AND SOMETIMES THESE PEOPLE ARE A COUPLE AND WANT TO BE ROMANTIC AND BATHE TOGETHER BUT CAN’T STAND THE OTHER’S TEMPERATURE.

SO THEY EITHER COMPROMISE OR THEY GET A TUB THAT LET’S THEM EACH BE COMFORTABLE, AND ALLOWS THEM TO LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE TO BOOT SO THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY TALK AND SHIT.

AND IT HAS OTHER USES.  GOT KIDS OF DIFFERENT AGES?  NEED THEM BOTH TO BATHE AT THE SAME TIME?  PUT THE OLDER ONE IN THE BACK AND LET ‘EM HAVE ALL THE FUN THEY WANT ON THEIR OWN, AND BATHE THE YOUNGER ONE UP FRONT WHERE YOU CAN HELP WASH THEM.

THIS BATH IS FUCKING GENIUS FOR HOUSES WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON LIVING IN IT.  AND YOU GET HUNG UP ON A(n admittedly overstereotyped) COLOR CHOICE?!?

Also what law says the woman has to be in the pink one? What says the man can’t get in the pink one? Maybe there are more colors than pink and blue. What the fuck is the big deal with everyone getting pissed off over things they literally never have to buy? STOP IT!

(via thatlostperson)


svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via whymoose)


toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

(via thatlostperson)


dy1anobrien:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

(via thatlostperson)


sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

(via thatlostperson)


kingcheddarxvii:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

Her best

kingcheddarxvii:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

Her best

(via youliedandicried)


spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via thatlostperson)


unrealisticdepictionsofme:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?
Do you see these two words?
They do not mean the same thing.
Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

That aside I’m all for bi Spiderman

unrealisticdepictionsofme:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

That aside I’m all for bi Spiderman

(via thatlostperson)